"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
"you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap"
oh i’m sorry
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
- Mark Twain
This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.